nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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