You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
why is half of my head shaved?
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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