Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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