I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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