I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
