Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Randomize
