Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
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