This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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