Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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