This girl is more easily done than said...
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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