I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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