Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Randomize
