too bad you live with your parents still
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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