I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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