i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
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