I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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