I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
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