I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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