its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
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