he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
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