my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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