waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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