WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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