You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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