and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
