Don't you send me to vm
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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