He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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