hotel room ftw
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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