Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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