We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
So many bounce houses so little time
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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