Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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