i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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