I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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