Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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