I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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