Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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