i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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