She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
