I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Randomize
