is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Welp...herpes.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I didn't notice because vodka
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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