Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
tell me about the fingering
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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