Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
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