i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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