when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize