hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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