I think scott just propositioned me for sex
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
she smelled like a LAN party
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Randomize
