I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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