i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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