Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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