Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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