i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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