i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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