would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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